"There is a good principle, which created order, light, and man. And an evil principle which created chaos, darkness, and women."
-Pythagoras, 6th Century BC
"Girls begin to talk and stand on their feet sooner than boys because weeds grow more quickly than good crops."
-Martin Luther, 1535
Just in case you little hoodlums didn't read my IM away message, that is the knowledge I have gained today. Two of the primary founders of modern religion and science were PIGS! Can you believe that bullshit? I mean, people actually go to a church named after one of them. What a jerk! If they were here right now instead of DEAD, I would give them both a swift kick to the junk.
Well kids, my portfolio is finally finished for Journalism. *you may applaud now* This means that I'll have the whole weekend to hang out with my fam-damily. That should be exciting. At the very least, it will make for an interesting post.
Only 2 classes stand between me and my weekend right now. I'm itching to have some fun! I'm so sick of this damn Virgin Vault. I found a place to live this summer, THANK GOD! It's friggin pimp and I can't wait to move in and start working. I'm applying at B&N so you can all come buy books and coffee from me. Won't that be sweet?
*SHOUTOUTS Special thanks to Angelo, Sarah, and Lewis for the lovely interviews. You guys rule...thanks for the time! Also, I would like to thank whoever it was that founded the Krispy Kreme Donut compay. You are the reason I am getting fat, and I praise you for it. Special thanks today go to the girl on a floor somewhere above me that has raging seizures every night. Your rants keep me optimistic of my future outside of Donovan. One last shoutout...Chris...WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU? hehe...
*JORDAN UPDATE...she's on the phone with her mom. They are talking about baseball. Just another day in 112.
*Best Idea of the Day* I need to start running. I am getting FAT.
*Worst Idea of the Day* Stopping all class attendance, locking yourself in your dorm room, growing weed, drinking constantly, and selling crack to people walking by out your window. Don't do any of these things, as they are all extremely bad ideas.
*GOSSIP* Somebody didn't come home last night...hehehehe...
mandypants [4:29 PM]